popularselfie:

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD
digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

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